rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." 

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." 

nydailynews:

Photobombed!
(Photo: Regan Mizuguchi/Caters News Agency)

nydailynews:

Photobombed!

(Photo: Regan Mizuguchi/Caters News Agency)

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]
foreverpruned:

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

But its not about race you guys.

foreverpruned:

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

But its not about race you guys.

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
  • kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails