So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”
BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP
WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family